So… I just realized this…
I’ve been on two dates, I am 27, she’s 33. I live in New York City, I pay a mortgage, she pays rent (normal). I pay a mortgage, she pays rent and has a roommate.
If you weren’t before, you’re officially an artist. Love you man.
Stairwell, Brooklyn
Spent last weekend in jail, downtown Brooklyn.
Photographing abandoned spaces can be dangerous business. You run into the wrong security guard and you find yourself facing felony assault with bite marks on your leg. I guess that’s all I can say until September. Woop. I got good friends.
Marshall what an ending! I didnt expect less from u. Haha u rule it ! Dumbest thing on earth… I hope it wasn’t that terrible and that they treated u well. We love u so fucking much! Listen to your fucking french mom from now!!! We are on the plane and wanna tell you one more time what a fucking dumbass you are and a fucking incredible friend!
-Alice, Friend
I didn’t get to say goodbye to her and Xavier; my lovely roommates who made this Summer so enjoyable. Sorry I missed you. The man is keeping me down.
Hey man, my mom said she talked to your mom a couple of days ago and she asked if I was still in NY cuz you really needed my help? I’m not sure what she’s talking about, but let me know.
-Ronnie, Cousin
Bro. Are you in Jail?
- Jae, Friend
Oh Boy. So yr in jail. Ok. If you want me to come home tonight just fuckin say when kid. On my way back to bk. I sure hope you ain’t still in lockup.
- Lara, Complicated friend
And this. So sweet.
me and jae been on the hunt for you. pleeease let us know when you can that yr in 1 fucking piece and not in too much trouble!!!
-Lara, again.
I love this art work.
cuntlery | caffeineandnicotine:
Created by 52baddudes, he does beautiful illustrations like this!
DVR’s
Ever catch yourself watching a commercial only to remember you’re watching something on DVR?
“I want my TIME back!”
